Let me start with our arrival. The driveway is so steep, that you can't see into the carport as you come in and my van bottomed out going in. If this place sleeps 8, they are counting sleeping bags on the floor or deck. They certainly couldn't be thinking of using the couch that has a plywould poard under the cushion. Speaking of sleeping, we paid extra for linens and got sheets for the beds (no fitted sheets) and 3 blankets. We had to call the office to get enough blankets for all the beds.
My thinking is that if you say it sleeps 8, you should have enough chairs for 8 people to sit at the table for meals. I guess they do if you bring in the 3 plastic chairs from outside. And bring your own glasses for drinks. They have 3 regular glasses, 3 highball glasses and a couple of plastic cups. And beware when drinking from them or the coffee cups. We found chips on a couple of them. What a nice way to start your morning, a cut lip.
The toilet in the main bathroom... Plus